Crazy Loudmouth Helps Win Liberal Majority

This is going to be the headline for the next election campaign as the NDP have booted their biggest supporter Buzz Hargrove. This is one of the biggest fuck ups that the dippers have done since creating the NDP. Booting your biggest supporter with the largest union representation is almost as retarded as saying you are for accountability, for elected senates, for a transparent government and throwing it all out the window during the first day in office. Now, since nobody else is going to do it, I officially state that I will be attempting to seek a nomination for leader of the Liberal Party of Canada. Right now, anyone can win the Prime Ministers job and I was going to wait 10-15 years but the position is available so I am going to attempt to run for office now. For all the big shots in the party that didn't want to run for the job, you can give me the money that you were considering using to run to help with my campaign. I only need the one nomination and we will have a Liberal Majority government for the next 40 years when I retire at the age of 65.