Time To Blow Your Freakin' Mind

Okay, I know that this is supposed to be a political blog, but I came up with something so unbelievably mind blowing, I just had to share it. What I came up with is the Maligec theory of the Universe and The Maligec Theory of Evolution. Now, I don't have a degree, but my theories actually make a lot of sense and follow all laws of physics and nature. Now, without further adieu, here is my world premier of my theories.

We have all been striving to answer the age old question of life, the universe and everything. Heck, there was even a book that's premise revolved around that question. Yes it was The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, but the question was there. Today, I have come up with a theory that will be able to prove the age old question of how it all started and how we got to where we are today.

First off I will start with how the universe was created. The universe has both a yin and a yang. Life and death, light and dark, good and evil. Elementary physics states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transferred. Now, this works in all scenarios except one, Black Holes. Black holes do have a polar opposite in a white hole which instead of sucking all matter and energy, shoots out matter and energy from its vortex. Now, if you place physics into explaining a black hole, the massive gravity well will suck in matter energy, and time but it does not transfer the energy anywhere. My theory is that black holes actually store everything it sucks in and stores it inside of itself. As a black hole accumulates matter and energy it slowly fills up in subspace. Now, once a black hole reaches critical mass, it would explode and expel all of its contents into normal space. This would be like eating way too much and eventually throwing up all the contents of your stomach. This would happen on a continual basis of binging and purging. Turning black holes into white holes, creating new black holes which in turn would create new white holes and the cycle would continue forever. The universe was always here, just in different forms. This theory also follows every aspect of physics and our understanding of the universe. This cycle would take trillions of years to complete and once the entire universe has been sucked into black holes, they would be purged back into our universe thus recreating the cycle of the universe.

Now I am going to tackle the question of how we got to where we are today. By we, I do mean human beings, and by how we got here, I mean how humans evolved from single cell organisms into walking, breathing, talking organisms. I would begin by just explaining how the cellular evolution came to be, but I decided to start even earlier. I am starting on how those cells even came into existence. Now, we all know that bacterial cells can survive in the vacuum of space in a dormant state, and once it reaches a suitable temperature, they would divide and multiply. We have all seen this with meteors that have had bacterial cultures and started to divide once we brought it back to room temperature. Now, with my theory of how the universe started, matter is sucked into a black hole and stored into subspace until critical mass is reached, then expelled into the universe. Once the matter is sucked into subspace, there would be bacterial cultures on some of that matter. Once it is expelled, those cultures would float around in the universe until it crashes into a planet. If by chance it crashes into a planet with a suitable atmosphere and distance from the sun like Earth, then the bacteria would multiply and start the basis of all life on Earth. Now, while multiplying, the bacteria would be subject to a lot of radiation from the new universe that has just formed. Due to this radiation, mutations in the cells DNA would cause the bacteria to change, causing new dominant traits in the cells, thus evolving the bacteria into new forms. This has been proven, albeit by accident with radioactive mutations in our environment. We have caused mutations in frogs which gave them extra limbs so we know radiation will allow for genetic accidents. With millions of years of constant genetic accidents we would see the evolution of the bacterial cells into multi-celled organisms, and eventually into the accident known as marine life. While those mutations continue to occur, you eventually get a fish that accidentally has lungs instead of gills. With this accident, you would have the first land animals. Those animals would have a mutated form of those original bacteria on them and eventually shed them onto the surface where they would mutate into other forms of animals and plant life and it would continue until today. Basic evolutions in species occur naturally like sabre-tooth tigers loosing their long teeth due to smaller mammals populating the world, and mammoths losing most of their hair so they can survive in more tropical regions. The bigger change is the evolutionary accidents where radioactive mix-ups with DNA cause major shifts in a species, like monkeys into proto humans, and then eventually into man. The evolution of the human species wasn'’t natural, it was actually a cosmic accident where a couple of strands of DNA were changed into something completely different which was also not catastrophic to the new species. Since I am not a scientist, I cannot test this myself but if there is someone out there who can, they can prove my theory by placing several thousand of a species in a controlled environment and subjecting them to various forms of radiation and testing them to see if they evolve into a new form of life. If this is done, this would prove my theory of life on Earth.

Now, as I stated before, I am not a scientist, but my theories do fall in line with all of our current knowledge of the universe and explain how everything came to be. The Universe binges and purges itself through black holes and new species evolution is purely a cosmic accident caused by genetic mutations in our DNA, thus creating a new species.